A joke is a very serious thing.

in #quotes7 years ago

  Success is not fnal, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
A pessimist sees the difculty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in
every difculty.
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.
Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.
If you are going through hell, keep going.
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to
the trip.
Success is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
The best argument against democracy is a fve-minute conversation with the average
voter.
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting.
Kites rise highest against the wind, not with it.
There is no such thing as a good tax.
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile—hoping it will eat him last.
The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.
We are all worms, But I do believe that I am a glow worm.