How I Got Molested by an Israeli Woman

So a few months ago I went out with my friends to go clubbing in Cape Town and as always we get completely pissed.😂 So we hit the usual trashy clubs because hey cheap booze, slutty girls and befuckte dancing. So as most people know I'm a bit of a contradiction sometimes, very promiscuous but still classy and a bit uptight.

So my best friend and I, we always end up smoking like chimneys at Auschwitz in the smokers' area while everyone else dances. I met this girl who was a friend of a friend and she seemed sweet and on her place but then she started making out with me and I was like "meh, I've got nothing else to do except smoke." So she decided to come home with me and my best-friend that night and at this point I was a bit out off my mind, just trying to stay upright in the Uber ride home.

We got home and as I always do, I washed my hands and face and took off my clothes and got into bed wearing my boxers. I laid there feeling numb and just took a ride on the moon pony.😂

Then I heard the door open and I felt like someone was on top of me, then I tasted chocolate and cookie crumbles. This blonde, Israeli girl was eating a fucking chocolate while fucking me😐so then I didn't know what to think, dick or chocolate girl😂

So I tried to push her off but I had no strength😂 then she went on with doing her thang and finished and left me there with bite marks, scratches AND I haven't finished like I mean at least a man finish if you're gonna use and abuse him😂

But anyway live and let die🙂

Love,
Charlie Void

What I felt and looked like the next morning