The conversation

An atheist friend: I can't date a Christian girl. Those girls are so dumb and overrated. Always overreacting with the blood of a man who they never met but was told he died to save them from sin. Same sin they do second in second out with recless abandonment .
Me: They're not as bad as you paint them. Those chicks are hotter than a barbecue set up by their suyameister.
Atheist friend: How would they be bad when they can let you hit them and still pray to God forgiveness?
Me: What did they do to you?
Atheist friend: Nothing man. Nothing. They can't hold a logical conversation without talking about hell or binding you in the name of Isaiah.
Me: you're afraid of being consumed by fire? I thought God doesn't exist?
Atheist friend: That will be like asking me if dragons are dead now
Me: Deep sarcasm dragons don't exist. How can what doesn't exist die, you mean?
Atheist: Yes. You got my drift. I feel weird having sex with some dumb chicks who believe the world is just 6000 years old.
Me: I need you to trust me. Yeah, that is depressing, but I know what is more depressing. What is more depressing will be everyone sounding like you. Like who would you beguile, goad and swindle just because they're are phantasmagorical?
Atheist friend: Exactly. I can't deal living with a chick who does nothing, but speak English like you. Why date a Christian chick if you won't marry her?
Me: Did I say I wouldn't marry her? If I love her, I'll marry her.
Atheist friend: why?
Me: Who will scream " Oh my God " when we fuck? I love being worshiped and adored.
Atheist friend: I see. So you'll accompany her on a supposed big day to a gathering of nitwits dressed in black accompanied by fanatics, just to get a hoely pussy dressed in all white with a veil?
Me: Easy to say man till love hits you. What's there? Isn't it just a day thing? Why being scared of something you don't believe in? I mean we eat Christmas goats doesn't mean we are pagans or we believe in the Sun god of Saturnalia from whence Christmas was siphoned. You have a point though. I know you do, but.. It's best to let love lead.
Atheist friend: You're beginning to sound like them. Bad association corrupts good values.
Me: Indirectly calling me dumb. What's wrong in marrying a Christian?
Atheist friend: Nothing Man! Nothing, till she starts giving you late nights with their Holy Ghost fire chants and mental masturbation. Don't joke with this religiotards.
Me: I never thought of these! Wait, prayer isn't that bad ni.
Atheist friend: No. It's not, if they knew how to pray like their slave book Or how their Palestinian Messiah taught
Me: You mean praying in the inner room and not in the market square like the hypocrites? Well that's Matthew 6:9 that a lot of people don't even read bro
You're beginning to scare me with these talks o.
Atheist friend: Will they be Christians or heathens? I mean your kids.
Me: I can't decide what they will be man. Whatever my wife wants.
Atheist friend: Are you being sarcastic or just your true self finally coming to light? So, your wife can decide that your kids be Christians but you can't decide otherwise ?
Me: I can't tell them who to be. Our lives is different and we all choose our path. And she's not just my wife, she's their mum and the MVP (most valuable pussy). She wasn't lucky to get there. Besides, this is how to be logical!
Atheist friend: You will let your kids down for a pussy? I won't be surprised if they ended up sounding thrice as dumb as their mum or believing that a man called Satan exist
Me: You've insulted my wife on low key o. So, you didn't see where I said letting my kids choose to be who they are is being rational?
Atheist friends: No. Being rational means letting them be Traditionalist, Christians, Muslims, Buddhist, Taoist, Confucianist till they could tell which exactly they wanna be! Sadly man, you're gradually becoming dumb before you meet your supposed spouse. Who happens to be dumber. I see a generation of grown up dummies in your once beautiful world free of illusion, fantasy and make believes. Before their religious leaders destroy your home, you need to watch out. Accepting to marry a theist means you'll compromise to be a slave in your home. Not getting involved in their religious rites as a rich or successful man will mean you'll always be a target of their religious blackmails of who is locking whose womb or who is shining with whose stars. You know these things, but you'll rather play dumb in the guise of tough for love. I see you being seen as a ritualist and a satanic agent or any name they could maneuver to suit their ignorance of events and why things happen the way they do. Don't marry a Christian or a theist. Go to Japan, Sweden, Finland, United States of America and even Great Britain and marry women have a real touch with life. That's how to live long and free of superstitions.
Me: First me, then my wife, my kids and now my choice of a spouse ? I feel insulted altogether. All in one night. I'll let it slide. You sound mad and jealous. Tell me what happened to money, power and respect? Isn't that what we all really want? Just one lack of belief and everyone is wide awake, intelligent and judges now? Yeah, you just said the truth, but you said it disrespectfully. Special thanks to you for your misdemeanors. No one will ever understand the truth you share cause you sound insulting and a dummy hates to be truly reminded of who they are. In the end, smart or dumb, we all deserve respect.
Atheist friend: Am sorry. You don't understand my words right now. I hope someday you'll, before filing for a divorce. Any words I said that made me sound insulting, I hope to take it back. But this is what logical and accommodating (saying the cold truth as it is) feels like. Existing with dumbstruck and brooding with them to further mislead the world you low-key try to save isn't rationality, but emotional greed and lust. Hope you find your foot back soon. Show your kids the way, science over religion. Reality over faith. Truth over delusions. No more make believes. Marry an atheist, save your generation.
Me: (feeling defeated) I'll be back later man. Have a nice day.
©David Daniels