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You don't need someone else to tell you what spirituality means, what the significance of life is, and what God is. These things cannot be conveyed through language, but only through experience. If you want to be told what something is that nobody understands, then go to church.

I would never presume to tell anyone anything about spirituality or religion.
I'd just back slowly away...attempting to put large objects, such as furniture, between us...until I was far enough from them.
Then turn and run for my life.