Haven't posted in months now because I wasn't getting enough now I'm back consistent is the key
When the normal you dress to Church but brother Timi keeps looking the hell out of your cute self and you suddenly overdo the entire packaging
I went to service today without plan B but beside me was a young dark dude! At first I didn't noticed him until it was time for Special Offering which I didn't have money on top my packaging! He gave me 1000 to give! I don't have food and I don't have plans of having,i thought about changing the money but he was too close so I gave all(remember those days you will change money so you can buy biscuit in school the next day, only bad kids will know)
Tithe I still didn't have, offering I didn't have too but brother TiTi volunteer to be my helper! He gave me 500 for offering! Wawu at this point my facial expression has already changed, I don change walking step ooo, my dance na for slow motion, see me screaming hallelujah in American accent! Ha-le-lu-yeh.
After service he almost walked away, I told myself leave that pride something and copy this one sharpenly!
Me: I think I know you somewhere, are you a lecturer?
He said No!
Me: Auch you look like someone I know, thanks for today! Am grateful
Before I could say another shim, Aunty said! Bby are you done?
Nainainai I heard a sound hitting my brain, I freeze! I guess am dreaming!
My initial plan was to fake broken heel and fall on him, error! Mission impossible.
You know when girls want to show off, she now did one silly play that tickle the boys fancy! Kill me! No you need to see his cute smile! Such heart break
I roam more than 30minutes around the church without locating the exit gate
See me that I wanted to fall in love Today ooo, chai she didn't allow me to have ordinary hug from him.
Mere shot that I wanted to shoot, she collect my bullet throwaway
We shall meet next Sunday