I think your faith sucks. I read some of your Pastafarian Bible. It says there that witches eat calculators. It's a factual error. I have known some experienced witches, and none of them ate calculators, to my knowledge. As far as I remember, there was something in it to encourage violence against witches. The author of the shit (Pastafarian) Bible probably didn't understand 21st century's witchcraft, so I threw the Bible out.

Still, you are probably a pioneer. Your faith hasn't even reached the early adopter stage, hence this misleading book about witches that your faith has produced, if you want to follow this 'early adopter' bell curve.

Please write more Pastafarian books, or a blog, so your faith will develop and you can attract early adopters.

As far as parody religions are concerned, I prefer the invisible (by experience) and pink (by faith) unicorn to the flying pasta, as it makes sense to me. The Invisible Pink Unicorn devotees are still mistaken, though, as unicorns (single-horned rhinos) are neither invisible nor pink. I don't know where authors of these religions get their intel from.