Oh I can get it fresh. Maybe not straight out of the sheep, (they are a bit skittish) but it can still be steaming from the pile. The alpaca is nicer in that she drops directly in piles that are super easy to scoop.
I have wanted to start a shipping business of shipping shit. You have heard of the "ship confetti to friends" scheme? Well, yeah. Ship shit to your friends or enemies. It's just sheep or alpaca shit so you can then toss it on a house plant and fertilize from a shitty delivery,
I grow produce and I have thought about stuffing a seed in the shit bean and then a person has a little waiting garden in a box. Even city dwellers can have a little shitty food farm in their apartment.
The advertising slogan...
"Your friend sent you some shitty food!"
Oh I can get it fresh. Maybe not straight out of the sheep, (they are a bit skittish) but it can still be steaming from the pile. The alpaca is nicer in that she drops directly in piles that are super easy to scoop.
I have wanted to start a shipping business of shipping shit. You have heard of the "ship confetti to friends" scheme? Well, yeah. Ship shit to your friends or enemies. It's just sheep or alpaca shit so you can then toss it on a house plant and fertilize from a shitty delivery,
It's interesting how alpacas seem to know we enjoy it when they keep their droppings organized.
Being a shit shipper sounds like a good gig. And that would be a nice gift for sure. Just think of all the cool things you can grow in that shit.
I grow produce and I have thought about stuffing a seed in the shit bean and then a person has a little waiting garden in a box. Even city dwellers can have a little shitty food farm in their apartment.
The advertising slogan...
"Your friend sent you some shitty food!"
Shitty food farms is the wave of the future.