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Don't call me buddy, PAL! ;)

Don't call me PAL, friend! I'll also be starting a corporate mediation service. If you'd like to find time to meet with me I'd gladly accept payment for a mediation in lieu of a suit. This could save you substantial amounts of money and help you come to terms without extensive legal costs.

This is priceless :)

I am so proud of this exchange 🤛