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RE: Satirically Yours: Aggroed's Flag Insurance Agency
If it's been 5 months since my last flagcident are my rates going to be affected? Do my rates go up for trolling Bernie even if I agree with him 90% of the time? Can you really guarantee that I come out ahead against BOTH Bernie and Transisto? I am certainly interested in the service, but I want to be sure I'll be covered affordably.
I'm glad you've asked. Users are assigned "points" for every flag they receive. As they receive more points their rates will go up. If you're able to go 7 years without a flagcident we'll lower your rates for good behavior.
This is sales. We'll guarentee anything in the advertising!
Since steemit time runs in dog years, you mean one gregorian calendar year right? (The dog year steemit calendar has been agreed upon by many, based on...well it's all very scientific) Also, do you count flags from @asshole?
My one year anniversary is in one week, wayhay! (I have me boom's permission to use that) And I've never had a flagcident outside of @asshole. Hmm, not sure whether to be proud of that or not... okay that's a lie, I'm proud of my charming self. That's not an egotistical remark, just ask @clayboyn, he'll tell you. Oh crap, he might get on my case for not putting up my next playground episode yet...wait to ask him until Friday.
lol ;)
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Hahahaaaa...wait, you're George Clooney? I knew it!