Albertus de Saad, master commenter here, bringing you another life story from The Cult.

There was once a little puppy. Cutest thing youve ever seen. I fed him ground mince twice a day and he grew strong. But he kept shitting on my carpet. Id try to teach him to stop doing it, and he'd listen for a week. And then... shit on my carpet again. Eventually my entire palace started smelling like shit. It got so bad that the local peasants started calling it the shit palace. Anyway, long story short. I fed the mungrel to the peasants, they slept with a full belly (pun, hehe) and now my palace doesn't smell like shit anymore.
So @zeartul, i guess what im saying is that you shouldnt be like that puppy, because the peasants WILL eat you. Pay back the money and let's be done with this scammy behaviour.

Yours truly.
Donald Trump.