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Okay, so you do that and let me know!
At school in swim class they made me dive from the high dive platform - once - to pass the class. No one could ever make me do it again! The 'kick' you mention would be my heart stopping!!

Or maybe the kick from behind to make you hump? Just a thought. 🌚

Ahem, I assume you meant 'jump'? And yes, that would have been the only way!

Pretty sure jump was the intention. This thread just gets funnier all the time.