WHO AM I? DEPENDS ON WHO YOU REALLY ARE!

I am a nobody!
Why listen to the story of a nobody?
Because I am an interesting nobody, that's why!
Who am I?
Well evidently that is difficult to say exactly. People have been trying to name me for years.
Since the year 600,000000 actually.
I am some of the things they say; and none to be precise.
I have been overly and falsely quoted.
I am sought out among the masses. I have been discovered through science, followed through religion, distorted by art, torn apart by poetry, carried away by music and partially understood with advanced technology.
I liked being portrayed by Alanis Morissette at the end of the film Dogma.
Sorry if I Just spoilt the ending. Get get use to it, i can be a real spoilsport at times.
People have called me by many names.
My favorite one is THE FORCE, from Star Wars.
I am like one giant all seeing, all doing, all being computer, where all information, past, present, and near future, is stored since the ricochet on imploding Anti-matter that caused the very first Big Bang.
Ricochet? Anti-matter? I see you frown at something impossible to humanly conceive.
Sorry, that's a lie! I do not see, because I do not have eyes as such.
I could have if i wanted to, but i haven't got them in right now! I jest I did not really Leave them in a glass on the bedside table.
I have no eyes because I am not a person. Yet I am all seeing.
I am not an old man with a long white beard, looking down from a fluffy cloud heaven above.
I am not a blue Indian man armed with a ceremonial pitchfork.
I am not the jolly, bald, fat guy in a soy sauce commercial.
Although I could be any of these dudes if I wanted to be.
This isn't even my voice. I borrowed it.
.I draw on the energy I require to materialize what i need.
To some extent you can do it to. You are nothing, yet you are everything. Enjoy the life I give you!