The Emotionally Flat Earth Theory: a theory about why ideas go flat but still come back.

Is acceptance in the belief of a Flat Earth, for some people, a way of saying I give up ?

I can no longer test out reality and am prepared to consider the least likely of all options in order to cut to the chase.

In order to finally reach the horizon of all possibilities.

The exhaustion that leads to acceptance.

Exhaustion from speculating on the stupidity of leaders. ......How stupid ?

On 25 March 2010 Rep. Johnson expressed concern that adding thousands of Marines and their families to Guam might cause that small island to “tip over and capsize”

An excersize in chasing the horizon.

Perhaps the horizon is closer on a discworld

Emotionally exhausted ?

Embracing the notion of a flat earth is one sure way to stop chasing the horizon literally and metaphorically. A way to catch your breath between scrolling on facebook.

Is Obama Gay ?

Is Google spying on me ?

Does King Kong (a primal imaginary force) represent radical Islam

(a foreigner. a woman controlling brute) who brought down the world trade center on September the 11th ?

The 1933 film King Kong was Adolf Hitler's favorite film.

Raising the possibility that King Kong himself is a part of a Jewish conspiracy. For instance notice how they never showed King Kong's Dong ? Circumcised ?

Or is Kong Islam ? The woman dominating brute, destroying the world if he cant control the blond chick ?

Adolf's Favorite movie, King Kong, rejects the many dark skinned native women, the homegirls of Skull Island, eating and killing them all until he meets the first blond white lady who he cannot bring himself to devour.

She becomes his green wine gum, his Big Mac gherkin.

He cannot hate her, but he cannot bring himself to eat her either.

Does acceptance of a flat earth lead to an acceptance of a flat crotch for Mrs Obama ?

The exhausting effect of inumerous possibilities of the internet age.

Where we looked for the lock ness monster we now wonder is it hiding in the first ladies underwear.

Where we looked to the night skys for E.T. We now look for a literal lizard tongue on a politician.

The internet s promised has made the world a smaller place and for some perhaps a flatter place. We learn of real previously unseen historical horrors. The government purposely not treating STD's in black men.

Purposely lying to create war.....

Hey Internet!......we preffered our old theories.....they are not so scary......

We are emotionally exhausted.........

Give us back our Flat Earth!