Hahah no worries! Thanks for the info. Correcting me on words I didn't truly mean. Sure, you can get published I was simply referring to getting a Ph.D. (which is typically required if one is going to get any sort of funding). I mean, marge simpson got published remember ;)

Sure, there's plenty of cures for cancer... Hemp Oil is a good start ;)

"Your experiences with telepathy for instance are quite easy to prove, and don't really require much funding, besides buying sandwiches for people so they don't go hungry during the experiment."

Going to take a lot of sandwhichs, because it only works every now and again ;)