3 Reasons Sex is better than Tylenol

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This three letter word, raises arousal in every human being, well there is nothing wrong with that since it is a human necessity. Most us just "need to get laid" every other day of our lives, probably because we believe whatever the problem may be, sex is the cure. Well, science proves that all this while we weren't doing it wrong, sex can be the cure for everything. Not feeling well? Stuck with a hangover? Not feeling so good about you? Well, the answer to all these questions is only one word; sex. Have sex, and life will automatically fall into place for you. Don't believe us? Well, let's just find out through science.   

Your girl has a headache, and she shows no interest in being involved in a love train with you? Well then it is your job, to get her involved, caress her and make her feel good about herself, so that you feel good about yourself. Convince your girlfriend to get into a romantic mood with you, and she will see it for herself how her headache would be long gone. Research proves that the release of endorphins due to a sexual arousal acts as a pain killer in the central nervous system, and that relieves a person from a migraine or a headache. Your girlfriend won’t ever need a pill to cure her headache; she would need you the next time.    

Hangovers are worse than getting shot; well at least you don't puke everywhere when you are shot. Hangovers can be painful especially the part where your pain is endless and makes you puke in every corner of the place, making you look like a party pooper. Well, it is found out through a study that people who have had a nice time in bed with someone, during a hangover, had less pain than the ones who never got the chance to get laid during a hangover. Sex distracts you from the pain that your head is in, and at least you do not puke everywhere then. The pain release can be temporary, but it is worth the try. When drinking involves men, then they should know that their level of testosterone decreases due to drinking, which they need to increase on when they get way too drunk, and what better way than a good time beneath the sheets.   

Orgasms are miracle cures, as they relieve all your body pains, and you feel a different high soon after you are done. This one is for the men who want to woo their ladies, while their ladies are surviving their period cramps. Period cramps are the most painful thing for a woman, which affect her mood as well, and she can become very irritable. Sex helps women release the cramps as the blood flow increases while you are on it, well isn't that the easiest way to fix her mood and her period cramps? Why don't you try this and figure it out. Basically, the uterine muscles contract during a sexual interaction, and they release endorphins in the brain which eventually releases the pain. Women who enjoy a nice time on the love train have also claimed that they felt great relief from the pain of sexual cramps, decreasing their crankiness and elevating their mood.   

So, now you must have learned that anything can be cured with sex and an orgasmic arousal, and any woman's mood can be controlled by giving her a good time on the love train, eliminating all sorts of pains, for yourself and your woman as well.

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Did you know that during sex, monkeys do not have orgasms ? ))