Did you know what sex and deep kissing daily does to you?

in #sex7 years ago

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Sex clears stuffy nostrils, strengthens muscles of both parties
Deep kissing daily is actually therapeutic as it cleans the teeth
Sweat generated during sex cleans the pores and revitalizes the skin
Sex

Sex is the perfect tranquilizer and muscle relaxant because the release of endorphins pheromones that make one feel good, burns excess calories.

It is the safest sport, clears stuffy nostrils, strengthens muscles of both parties while the sweat cleans the pores and revitalizes the skin.

And that deep kissing daily is actually therapeutic as it cleans the teeth and the saliva reduces the amount of acidity that causes tooth decay.

Private parts

Supposing humans’ private parts dropped off or magically disappeared, would males and females still be attracted to each other?

And what would be the point, anyway? And how come we can caress each other’s’ privates but cannot scroll through our better halves’ cell phone ostensibly because the phones are ‘private’?

How come there are never any women in Nairobi’s ‘smoking zones’? And why are muturas only sold at night or illuminated with candles and poorly-lit lanterns? Where do female security guards go at night?

Gonorrhoea

Gonorrhoea has become very smart. According to the World Health Organisation, the bug develops resistance the moment any new antibiotic is introduced to eliminate it.

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Scary since the WHO estimates that 78 million people a year get gonorrhoea, the STD that infects the genitals, rectum and throat.

Swans

Did you know that all the swans in England belong to the Queen? That Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors; frowning burns more calories than smiling; octopuses have three hearts and that zebras have black skin under their striped coats, and that male bees only have sex once in their lifetimes because their testicles explode after the act and the bees die? If sharks flip upside-down, they enter into a coma; Also, why do we have the expression ‘sweating like a pig’, yet it turns out that pigs don’t sweat?

Human head

Did you know the head of an adult human weighs 4-5kilograms? Honey is the only food that never expires; Nepal is the only country that has a flag which is not rectangular or square and that red is the most prominent colour across all the flags in the world; snails can sleep for up to three years but giraffes survive on very little sleep and are content with catching 40 winks of anywhere from 10 minutes to two hours.

Wedding

Chinese bride, Long Jinlian, chose to proceed with her marriage to Peoples Liberation Army soldier Fan Piao who had to miss his own wedding when he was called to duty. Piao’s female cousin, Fan Liqun, stood in for the groom at the wedding ceremony with the bride.

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Cockroaches

Residents of a Philadelphia neighbourhood recently fled in horror when thousands upon thousands of cockroaches emerged from a sewer drain and swarmed the entire street. The Armaggedonic scene aside, what is it that scared the roaches so bad that they fled to the surface?

Mosquitoes

Mosquitoes carry diseases like yellow fever, malaria, dengue, Zika, and chikungunya, and that is why we never hesitate to plaster the pesky sucker to the wall when we spot them. But now, scientists from biotech company, MosquitoMate, will soon release one million mosquitoes each week for 20 weeks in California. Their sole aim is to infect the female mosquitos they will mate with and infect them with a bacteria called Wolbachia, to disrupt their reproductive process.

Africa

Africa is home to over 3,000 ethnic groups with their own languages and distinct cultures. It is also the most diverse continent on the planet since its peoples are more diverse genetically than the rest of the world put together.

Libya

When Colonel Muammar Gaddafi was alive, there were no electricity bills in Libya since electricity was free for all its citizens.

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There was no interest on loans, as banks in Libya were state-owned and loans were given to its citizens are at zero per cent interest by law. Education and medical treatments were free or were funded to go abroad for treatment.

If a citizen was unable to land employment after graduation, the state paid them the average salary of the profession as if he or she was employed until employment was found. And, finally, a portion of Libya’s oil sales was credited directly to the bank

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