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You are welcome to move to The Netherlands. We have a nice little storm with a lot of rein.

I'm very tempted.

It's dark and depressing. But no snow.

Nothing's a depressing as snow. With all this white shit everywhere, I could use a little dark lol.

I think you really want to come to Holland.
It is perfect for you.
Maybe we can exchange houses. ;-)

I'm all for that!