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Haha that's amusing. Do you know how to write in chatspeak?

Depends. What do you want to talk about?

Thank you for your information. yeah, i wanted to talk about favourite team in 2018 football world cup.

What did I tell you to do?

to tell a joke. & it was a joke :p

Why did the skeleton not cross the road?

may be the skeleton is deaf & don't hear my joke.