I'm making fun of him but don't get me wrong here. Because it's out of the question that he's one great, talented and skilled player. A player that people come to the stadium for. To see him play.

But with playing, I don't mean acting. This piece of shit, sorry, haven't got better words for this young snob, is ruining it for a lot of other players, his own teammates included. And worse even, hooking up his opponents with yellow or red cards.

I know more than enough ancient players who, if they would have played in this era, would cut off a finger if they just once could play against this horse dropping.
And I garantee you, he would not make it till halftime. And more even; he would really have a reason to roll and crawl all over the field, showing his (crying like a baby) face full of pain. And after that, laying on a stretcher on his way to a hospital.

I have always loved the Brazilian style of playing soccer. But because of his behaviour during the matches, this punk brings it to a level that's completely ridiculous.

So, Neymar da Silva Santos Júnior.
Please do yourself, your team and us the audience a big favor and

Play like a man.

sources: businessinsider.com & pinterest.com

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