How we lost our real-life friends because of steemit

If you are thinking you are going to read an empathetic post about the difficulties the "steem life" brought to you - you are WRONG! In that case, be ready to be mocked.
A year ago a very good friend of us started a blog on steemit. At first we didn't know anything about this community so we thought of it as a great hobby for someone creative as our friend.
For a few months we were amused by talking about it on Saturday nights, but as the two of us have the tendency to make a joke out of everything, we pushed our little friend too far. He was avoiding the steem talk with us so much he became speechless. We realized we were hanging out with a ghost. We were also afraid he is depressed. But it turned out he wasn't even close to that!
He was swimming peacefully in an oceam full of giant sexy steem whales! They were giving him their upvotes, exchanging the humble comments without criticizing anyone!
WHAT A GREAT VIRTUAL WORLD!!!
It was so good and compelling that our other friends started joining the community that in the end we were the only ones without the account here. Little by little they have forgotten we exist. It has been a long time we haven't seen them. It's been a lot of parties we weren't invited at so it turned out - we lost all of them. We were alone with our stupid need for communication about real life matters.
So we are begging you; if you find our friends out here let them know we miss them. And don't forget to tell them to upvote our posts and follow us. And the rest is clear - we can communicate via comments and hang out in steemit world!

This is the last photo of us drinking beer with our friends. R.I.P. drinking beer and communicating with speech...