One Big Confusing World: Steem vs Hive

Well, I’m sure I’m not the only one who is so confused about the changes.  And I’m not a very good writer so I will spare you from boredom.  But I love my Steem and my SP delegation profits.  I only know @tipU is a great bot.  And I’m also looking for a similar reliable bot to delegate more...
If you know any, feel free to share.  Thank you.
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Ned sold his stake to Justin Sun.
The former witnesses didn't like that so they froze his stake, in a undiscussed private softfork
Justin Sun didn't like that so he voted in his own witnesses
There was a temporary stand off.
The hive team made a copy and a hardfork over to hive.
They continued to farm, troll and harrass users on steem
SteemIt inc did a hardfork nulling their stake.

Now there is a HIVE and a Steem, people are expected to choose sides, but you don't have to.

DPOS has been compromised in different ways by both teams.

Thank you for your summary. Really short and sweet! Lol

Have a witness !BEER

Hey, thank you! I will try out your bot with a few SP for a start.