Your favourite sport is shit and you also suck.
So I just had an epiphany:
Wrestling (WWE style) is the greatest sport of all time.
Hear me out for a second.
Even though we have MMA these days and know what it looks like when one guy beats the ever loving shit out of another guy, there is still a massive audience for a sport that is literally agro acrobats pretending to hurt each other in ridiculous ways for our entertainment. From a business point of view it's better than buying Apple shares.
Also it gave us Hulk Hogan and that's gotta count for something.
lol