I've never really put much thought into this. It is kinda crazy how diverse colors are from team to team each state, but as you mentioned it's all about them bending you over, spreading your cheeks and taking you to pound town, baby wanting that merchandise money. At least red and white would be good to go for 3 teams here in Ohio. Or, you could just go in a bathrobe with a bottle of vodka, which I feel is the more acceptable option.