Plucky American Entrepeneur BATTLES Russian Oligarch!!!
Stan Kroenke, billionaire owner of the Los Angeles Rams and Arsenal Football Club plays the role of David today. His scrappy Arsenal team, full of whinging, overpaid and fashion forward teenagers battle against the de facto Red Army. The Goliath, Chelsea's rise to the top have been led by Roman Abramovich. His official biography states he became a billionaire because of savvy business practices and not because when the USSR fell apart, large nationalized sectors were privatized and monopolized by men like Abramovich. When he is not creating Ivan Drago-like players in secret labs in Siberia, he can be spotted on one of his many gigantic yachts.
The Kingdom of America would like to endorse Arsenal today in F.A. Cup. Not only do they have a gun on their badge (very American), but their owner is the embodiment of all things American. This battle on the pitch is an extension of the cold war and we must win at all cost.
Things you can do to support America.
- Root for Arsenal and Manchester United.
- Un-follow Christian Pulisic on Snapchat
- Follow the King of America
- Send 1 Steem (Proceeds go to Crystal Palace, Sunderland and Aston Villa)