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Good stuff!

btw, boozing is not a sport, or is it :P

Up there yes - more of a sport than haggis rolling :P

It's haggis fighting actually! Although that sometimes involves some rolling about. Bloody things are hard to kill!

Except you don't put Offal in those Haggis? Or maybe just a higher % of cartilage and bone. Grim!

It's all heart, like literally :0D

And those valve'y bits you get in arteries. Chewed on plenty of them. Kinda look like mouse's ears!!