Funny couple's daily embarrassment！

1、Wife: "husband, you never said I was beautiful."

Husband: "honey, I promised you that I would never cheat you."

2、My wife did a fitness card plan to lose weight. After a month of fitness, she happily said to me, "look, my belt used to buckle in the first hole, but today I can buckle to the second hole."

I looked at it and said, "well, you've developed your strength."