Something to start your day

Two guys raped a
princess, and when
they were caught
and sent to the king, he
ordered them to go and
bring as many
fruits as they can to
bail themselves. The
first guy went
and returned with 15
mangoes.The king
ordered
his guards to insert all
the mangoes into his
anus so he would feel
the same pain as the
princess. The guards did
as
they were ordered and
the guy screamed and
shouted in
pain.After sometime,
he stopped screaming
and shouting and
started laughing. The
guards then became
surprised and
asked him why he was
laughing despite all the
pains. The guy
pointed to the road and
said,
LOOK AT MY FRIEND
(ALASEJU)
HE IS BRINGING 30
WATERMELONS...