What is Steam?

Steam is what comes out of water when it is hot.
Steam is the vapor that rises from the street.
Steam is the power shot that gathers lots of hits with a naked man and the steam logo.

Steam is here folks, welcome.
Power shot, cheesy grin. Lots of smiles, saying the right things.
Did you steam today? I thought not, no supper for you then.
Did you steam today little girl?

What a crock of shit.