You should have contributed to comedy open mic with this. This would definitely stand a chance to win!

What a horror story! I was laughing from the very beginning :) You are going through hell! I hate people who think that they are more than you and I would probably leave after the first day but you're doing great! You have a big tolerance level and I hope that she will not cross it anytime soon.

And the father is on your side, lol :D He has probably the same experience with her :D

Stay strong! You can do it! :)

Have a great weekend! (if it's possible with them :))