Ned is Now on Space Force 1 - New Contest 1k Steem in Prizes !
I can't believe that the busiest brain in Steemland, @ned saw Steemjet!
In honor of this momentus occasion, we must hold a contest (1k steem in prizes):
You may choose one of 2 memes:
- Uncle Ned's Bass Music Remix
or
- Uncle Ned's Blind Date with the Special Advisor to the Governor of Akwa Ibom, Nigeria, Mrs. Meflyn Awana, who just asked our boss,
if Steemjet would establish Blockchain Tool School which is a crypto teaching program for all ages.
(Mrs. Meflyn Awana – Special Advisor to the Governor of Akwa Ibom, Nigeria)(SF1)
@ned (SF1) - Special Bass
(maybe we should send Ned some gears to fatten that tone, gain some weight if you are going to sing man, do it for the tone!)
Ned's biggest problem certainly ain't finding the perfect date, it's finding a classic tube amp with dying tubes to give him the world's most perfect tone. I have these samples Ned! I am a regular Bootsy Collins! Actually I sound more like the Italian announcer, but I got those samples!
Ned's problem is that he can not decide which of the zillion ideas he should utilize to improve the invention that hopefully is Danvinci Tesla's electricity jackpot:
and hopefully not his failed attempt at free energy:
Who knows exactly how many more back end blockchain breakthroughs we may see in our lifetime. The bottom line, as BTC has shown, is that if you can build something useful, robust, and unique, then people will use it. Ned, I wish you luck in automating your steem robot. I know that the solution is just a matter of math, so good luck on the concentration and focus. Think in the void like Bruce:
28:47
If I told you that the first word that I heard when I clicked forward in that video was "Bruce" would you believe me? It is the absolute freakiest truth. To enter the void, you really just need to remove the ego, but who would ever believe an old Nigerian scammer like me, anyway. Jesus, I'm joking! Where did everyone's sense of humor go? Are things really that bad? Who is the competition? Dan? Really? You mean the guy developing and advertising DPOS as the next best thing since sliced POW bread?
Now that BTC/LTC have won the currency war, Steem's pivot to the smart contract space is more than necessary. Crypto kittens are KILLING us! But Ned has the nearly impossible tasks of automating the onboarding process and future proofing Steem while simultaneously adding SMT tech. This is very difficult, so I say, "so what" if Ned dumps. It is still in the best interest of Ned Nakamoto to grow the business as he blasts us with assparagus and cuttlefish in (notice the Apple logo in the upper left hand corner of the screen, such marketing)
("Hodl on Ned! I belieeeeve in youuuuuu!")
(0:37)
a South Park Centipede!
The moral of this story Ned is that simply:
And I don't want to be a star, because my neighborhood ain't right. But for the sake of publicity, this is a great way for nobody to hear us.
(Play both videos simultaneously but turn the top one down and the bottom one up)
(go ahead, I'll wait while humming "you don't have to be a staaaar baby")
Where I live we can't just drink the water.
Nobody wants to hear about charity, they just want to simply talk about solutions
with their State Governors!
Where I come from, a quarter million Steem is major bling
Sooo, let's get down to business, the first problem I have with Steem is that my animated gif does not blink in my blog page (not cool man).
You must get the:
"What's up with TPAG Ned?!"
"What's a TPANG?"
"The Trending Page Animated Gif feature, first in the world on a blockchain mang!"
"dang"
GET OFF YOUR KETOGENIC ASS AND MAKE SNEAK CODE ME SOME ANIMATED GIFABILITY ON MY BLOG PAGE!
Smart Media Tokens?
"ARE WE THERE YET?"
Automated Onboarding?
"ARE WE THERE YET?"
Infinite Scalability?
"ARE WE THERE YET?"
Animated Gifs On Trending/Listing Pages?
"ARE WE THERE YET?"
Steemjet - Dude, just take a break from all that stress and surround yourself with SUPERSTARS!
Welcome to Steemjet Records!
You are hired, we totally need a bass player on Space Force 1. You get 1000 steem cash bonus up front or 6000 steem delegation for the next 6 months. Or, of course, you could be a superhero as well as a superstar, and turn down your salary.
So now, maybe I can ask you about something else:
Will the Steem blockchain need to be pruned in the future so that and all this wonderful art goes away?
Who cares then right?!
If nobody like @gutzygwin here,
was around to broadcast us, then we did not deserve to survive as a community anyway. (hint for guitar players: "turn this one up to eleven")
Blockchain's incentive for humans to seek free energy for virtue of currency, gives Steem a chance be the first to solve a "social" aspect of the currency market itself, the process has begun, it simply grows and shrinks over time. We are just a bunch of math students looking for the answer to crypto community unification:
https://dsound.audio/#!/@emmycapable/20180720t070406244z-united-emmy-capable
There is just one more problem with Steem that I want to discuss with you Ned. Other than scaling, SMT's, and automated onboarding, my biggest complaint with Steem is.
Can anyone guess?
I'm waiting, waiting ...waaaaaaiting
How long is this post really going to last in life when it takes 3 days to download to my cell phone which is the tool (for lack) of choice for most of the Space Force. How long will our links remain viewable? How immutable are we really? How long will our tag sustain long term viewability?
Are we really eternal? Or will a less automatic second layer solution be required for infinite immutability?
What I'm saying is, pitch steem to the late great Robin Williams.....
aaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnd GO!
(hit me with the first thing that comes to mind!)
(and make it funny)
Actually, just distill your pitch down to a Mitch Hedberg 1-liner
Steem - pump your personality
(because I am more of a blackjack player than dealer)
Steem - pimp your personality
That's what you need to do Ned, by sending @jesse12 your best high definition bass/vocals/whatever recording samples (isolated tracks only please) so that we can place you on the fast-track to superstardom. I heard you dig Mozart, so we would mix your bass with something like this,
mixed with a little Steemjet,
and of course, a little more STJ baby.
But as you can see, we have too many open projects to mention. I'm sure you know what it's like.
https://steemit.com/steemjet/@deandaniel/cryptocurrency-steemjet-awareness-program-organised-by-me
Steem was a wonderful host for this year's Steemjet World Cup.
The real Satoshi can retire because his job is done. All other chains better have developers, funding, or a community. Bitcoin is functional and effective money with an auomatically functioning community. Who owns bitcoin? Everybody who can get their virtual hands on some! These kids need to realize that as BTC/LTC approaches full legal tender status, Steem will see a rise in value and @ned would be wise to hire an army
If there was really a creator on our side, then we would have had a chance to capture some of this next money/currency adoption wave (3) that became inevitable when BTC began forking profusely while LTC and DGB simply continued improving traditional POW tech. In the beginning, there was only BTC, so it absorbed most of crypto wave 1 (value/money). Ethereum absorbed much of crypto wave 2 (utility) as more people wanted smart contracts and decentralized initial coin offerings.
This is why @ned is developing the Steem Machine Tokenizer, so we can capitalize on waves 2 and 4. Wave 3 echoes wave 1 just as wave 4 will echo wave 2. Cheaper and faster proof of work (POW) implementations are being developed by LTC/DGB for crypto wave 3 (frictionless currency). Waves 1 and 3 will be larger than waves 2 and 4 simply because money is our most useful unedible tool. But if we can ride this next wave correctly, then who knows where we will end up.
Deflationary currencies (BTC/LTC/DGB/VTC) need fees to pay miners when block rewards eventually reach zero. Therefore, adoption (who owns your crypto?) (answer = everybody) is the most important aspect of a successful cryptocurrency. Someday, POW miners will make more off transaction fees than they will from mining rewards, so there must be enough users, or the miners leave the network grinding to a halt. If NANO can function without any mining incentives or transaction fees, then the top few POW chains will easily be able to survive in the future on fees alone because, by then, POW will be a robust software with a tiny attack surface requiring zero maintenance. Energy and data storage will be cheap because humans love to learn.
DGB can function as a frictionless currency without a layer 2 solution, and they are working on identity features. The main POW chains will be capturing not only the money/currency market but some of the identity/security market as well. Any feature that DGB puts out into the market will be the most secure version of it even though it will not be the fastest. This is the route that KMD is taking with smart contracts. Slow development, but building securely along the lines of existing known robust POW tech. EOS/ETH/KMD are also attempting to capture broader sections of the smart contract market:
ETH with its turing complete flexibility.
EOS with its speed and capacity.
KMD with atomic swaps, maximum BTC-linked security, and language agnostic API
Many other platform coins are attempting to capture a slice of the blockchain utility space. This topic could run on for days, so I am just going to go back to the party. A lot of you received delegation and said that you wished that you had received liquid steem instead. Well, abracadabra, your wish is granted!
All new Space Force compensation packages will now come with a 1/6 cash out option that can be exercised anytime within the first 30 days.
Your position with the company never goes away even after your contract ends. Steemjet for life is not just a subliminal message:
Most new initiatives will be paid in cash because we are pivoting from a delegated steem power based capital structure to liquid steem based to conserve our time which is our most precious resource.
Steemjet World Cup Contest 1 of 4 (minimal logo)
https://steemit.com/steemjet/@dimimp/new-steemjet-logo-contest
1st (500) @dromzz
2nd (300) @graface
3rd (200) @aluyeah
4th (100) @mdnazmulhasan
5th (100) @aynydan
6th (100) @albert0davila
(500) @dimix3 for inspiring the next contest (logo maximal)
https://steemit.com/steem/@dimimp/dimix3-just-inspired-another-logo-contest-no-kidding
1st (500) ragnar01
2nd (400) @jogreh
3rd (300) @angiebrown
4th(200) @mbj
5th(100) @sistem
6th(50) @angiebrown
7th(50) @mfestra
8th(50) @candy1
Now the gif contest!
https://steemit.com/steem/@dimimp/steemjet-world-cup-day-20-gif-contest-137-sdb-in-prizes-up-to-250
3rd prize bounty awarded to @jayboi (137 steem)
2nd prize bounty awarded to @yhaulez (200 steem)
1st prize bounty (250 steem)...
And the winner is...
Who could have guessed that the world's number 1 gif maker would grace us with his presence?
The famous @runicar
And of course, the paint our logo contest:
1st prize @druids (300 steem) for tagging the hood of his Principal's car
2nd prize @dannytroniz (200 steem) for making an edible version
3rd prize @aleex (100 steem) for taking us there
4th prize (95 steem) @shuta for teaching us how its done
5th prize (90 steem) @jogreh for not getting caught
6th @yameen (85) for taking time on the tag to make it waterproof
7th @desmoniac (80) for making it frostproof
8th @angiebrown (75) for the ice cream paint job
9th @julietisrael (70) for getting the job done
10th @jayboi (65) for not forgetting the slogan
11th @soufiani (60) for putting it on ice
12th and 13th (105) @anikearn for the best idea yet!
14th @steemlover (90) for actually pulling it off
15th @annieshaka (40) for global crypto adoption
16th @solute (40) for electrifying it right off the page
17th @timothy76 (35)
16th @simonmaven (60)
@mbj (75)
@trayan (25)
@essiential (25)
@empato365 (25)
@samuel9135 (25)
yhaulez (50)
@applo (25)
@mhizsophie (25)
the face (forehead) of god https://steemit.com/@god
@albert0davila (25)
@omowumi (25)
@mdnazmulhasan (100)
@mrrpiusz (50)
@fuad2 (25)
@soufiani (25)
@deandaniel (25)
@maliktalha(25)
@aleex (25)
@tobyblac (25)
da-future (25)
@wakkylyon (25)
@ewoski (25)
samexycool (25)
candy1 (25)
ninoh22 (25)
@focygray (25)
@slimsieris (25)
georgechuks (25)
kristenantai01 (25)
druids (25)
@shrazi (25)
@jayboi (25)
kilatunzii (25)
peterakpan (25)
sweetim (25)
ephraimparker (25)
msytiqueblinkx (25)
xinese (25)
@stainedsheets (25)
@machroezar (25)
@tingulini (25)
@one-step1 (25)
Our next contest is STEEM High, and this picture from @shuta is the image to beat so far (400 steem prize). I will be paying out the winners to this contest next, so don't forget to post your entries below.
This one by @anyadan in currently in 2nd place (300)
I will end this contest and judge it for the boss because his time is most valuable right now:
https://steemit.com/introducingyourself/@steemjetnewbies/steemjet-newbies-hunt-launched
Look at how they do it!
Steem may be a financial investment, but Steemjet is a social investment.
@mrprecious and @emmycapable, your voices are incredible considering that you recorded them on cheap microphones. I am sending you each 1000 steem to buy this exact ribbon vocal mic which is magic in this particular application:
and this compressor:
https://www.amazon.com/FMR-RNC-1773-Compressor-Unit/dp/B0006I935Y
And your voice will sound as silky as Rebbie's
And we never mentioned the Faceboook connection once, that's a whole other post!
So tell me Ned, isn't Steemjet the freshest thing you ever seen?
https://steemit.com/steemjet/@meher04/my-entry-for-the-contest-of-photo-editing-by-steemjet
excellent job, great way to kick off this contest!
Wow, really got excited
Thanks for your Kind words
Hello Dimimp, I have been following you for a while and I must say you are one of the kindest and most generous people I've ever come across.
My name is Gift Adeola, I am from Nigeria.
I am in dire need of your kind help.
I am a widow with two beautiful sons
Laide who is three years old.

And Laoye who is just 7 months old
Life has been tough since my husband died in March from an illness we weren't able to afford treatment for.
My sons and I have been living from hand to mouth since then.
My eldest son is starting school Next month and I don't have the funds to pay his school fees and buy his school uniforms and books.
And to make things worse, the rent of our apartment has expired and we've been given until the weekend to pay or move out.
Our rent is N250,000 which is 625 Steem and my sons school fees is N50,000 which is 125 Steem which is a total of 750 steem.
I will sincerely appreciate if you come to our rescue as you are our last hope.
I will also ask to be employed in your space force as my job as a help only pays me N25,000 which is 62.5 Steem monthly which is not enough to feed my children and take care of their needs and I have had to sell most of my valuables so that we can survive this far.
Thank you as I anticipate your kind response.
amazing images thank you!
Anticipating boss, you said 137 but yiu giving me 25
My Entry for the blind date contest and Steem high
and
Hello Dimimp, I have been following you for a while and I must say you are one of the kindest and most generous people I've ever come across.
My name is Gift Adeola, I am from Nigeria.
I am in dire need of your kind help.
I am a widow with two beautiful sons
Laide who is three years old.

And Laoye who is just 7 months old
Life has been tough since my husband died in March from an illness we weren't able to afford treatment for.
My sons and I have been living from hand to mouth since then.
My eldest son is starting school Next month and I don't have the funds to pay his school fees and buy his school uniforms and books.
And to make things worse, the rent of our apartment has expired and we've been given until the weekend to pay or move out.
Our rent is N250,000 which is 625 Steem and my sons school fees is N50,000 which is 125 Steem which is a total of 750 steem.
I will sincerely appreciate if you come to our rescue as you are our last hope.
I will also ask to be employed in your space force as my job as a help only pays me N25,000 which is 62.5 Steem monthly which is not enough to feed my children and take care of their needs and I have had to sell most of my valuables so that we can survive this far.
Thank you as I anticipate your kind response.
This is my "Blind Date" Meme Contest Entry organised by the Steemjet Community. Hope it's awesome! Enjoy!
the image to beat so far!
AWESOME!!!
Here is my entry for the steem high contest.
https://steemit.com/steemjet/@solute/my-entry-for-the-contest
in jpeg format
Hello Dimimp, I have been following you for a while and I must say you are one of the kindest and most generous people I've ever come across.
My name is Gift Adeola, I am from Nigeria.
I am in dire need of your kind help.
I am a widow with two beautiful sons
Laide who is three years old.

And Laoye who is just 7 months old
Life has been tough since my husband died in March from an illness we weren't able to afford treatment for.
My sons and I have been living from hand to mouth since then.
My eldest son is starting school Next month and I don't have the funds to pay his school fees and buy his school uniforms and books.
And to make things worse, the rent of our apartment has expired and we've been given until the weekend to pay or move out.
Our rent is N250,000 which is 625 Steem and my sons school fees is N50,000 which is 125 Steem which is a total of 750 steem.
I will sincerely appreciate if you come to our rescue as you are our last hope.
I will also ask to be employed in your space force as my job as a help only pays me N25,000 which is 62.5 Steem monthly which is not enough to feed my children and take care of their needs and I have had to sell most of my valuables so that we can survive this far.
Thank you as I anticipate your kind response.
Hello @dimimp, this is my entry for the meme contest
https://steemit.com/@dwight50/steemjet-meme-contest
Ned's Blind Date with Meflyn Anwana
Uncle NED'S BASS MUSIC REMIX
too funy for TV!
Hello Dimimp, I have been following you for a while and I must say you are one of the kindest and most generous people I've ever come across.
My name is Gift Adeola, I am from Nigeria.
I am in dire need of your kind help.
I am a widow with two beautiful sons
Laide who is three years old.

And Laoye who is just 7 months old
Life has been tough since my husband died in March from an illness we weren't able to afford treatment for.
My sons and I have been living from hand to mouth since then.
My eldest son is starting school Next month and I don't have the funds to pay his school fees and buy his school uniforms and books.
And to make things worse, the rent of our apartment has expired and we've been given until the weekend to pay or move out.
Our rent is N250,000 which is 625 Steem and my sons school fees is N50,000 which is 125 Steem which is a total of 750 steem.
I will sincerely appreciate if you come to our rescue as you are our last hope.
I will also ask to be employed in your space force as my job as a help only pays me N25,000 which is 62.5 Steem monthly which is not enough to feed my children and take care of their needs and I have had to sell most of my valuables so that we can survive this far.
Thank you as I anticipate your kind response.
Greetings Boss @dimimp!
I intend to have a word with you concerning the new direction STEEMJET PROGRAM is currently heading. However, this seems hardly the time to present it as the contest seems to be the foremost in the agenda of events currently. Be it as it may, I'll leave a link for you to peruse at your spare time. Please study it carefully, as it is a VERY attractive fund-generating incentive that promises to bring something innovative and can assist in the direction of:
Well, without waisting much of your already congested time, here is the link below:
https://steemit.com/steemjet/@steemjetgames/amended-copy-of-open-letter-to-boss-dimimp
Meanwhile, here is my submission for "Steem High" contest. Hope it captures your attention... Thanks!
We are not abandoning existing projects, we are just focusing on Steemjet Records for the time being. Steemjet games is a fine initiative, and the video production part of your link looks valuable. We will be looking to focus on video art after we wrap up our current open contests, unless something prompts us to start something new
Here is my entry for the steem high contest.
https://steemit.com/steemjet/@solute/my-entry-for-the-contest
in jpeg format
Hello Dimimp, I have been following you for a while and I must say you are one of the kindest and most generous people I've ever come across.
My name is Gift Adeola, I am from Nigeria.
I am in dire need of your kind help.
I am a widow with two beautiful sons
Laide who is three years old.

And Laoye who is just 7 months old
Life has been tough since my husband died in March from an illness we weren't able to afford treatment for.
My sons and I have been living from hand to mouth since then.
My eldest son is starting school Next month and I don't have the funds to pay his school fees and buy his school uniforms and books.
And to make things worse, the rent of our apartment has expired and we've been given until the weekend to pay or move out.
Our rent is N250,000 which is 625 Steem and my sons school fees is N50,000 which is 125 Steem which is a total of 750 steem.
I will sincerely appreciate if you come to our rescue as you are our last hope.
I will also ask to be employed in your space force as my job as a help only pays me N25,000 which is 62.5 Steem monthly which is not enough to feed my children and take care of their needs and I have had to sell most of my valuables so that we can survive this far.
Thank you as I anticipate your kind response.
Dear Sir @dimimp,
Below is my submission for the STEEM HIGH contest. It's actually an animated gif of a Steem Coin doing a "Steem High" jump in an ancient court hall. Well, see for yourself -- and wish me luck (ha ha!)
Thanks!
nery nice work, thanks!
My BLIND DATE Meme Contest Entry
For encouraging me on my STEEM HIGH Contest submission, sir @dimimp, I'm prompted to present a Meme submission as requested by you. Hope you like it. Thanks!
Hello boss @dimimp here is my entry for steem high ....
Good day sir @dimimp, I was telling you that I sirpee1 worked together with @ninoh22 team, we embarked on campus steem campaign which was a success, you promoted some members and left some WHY?
I want you to know that the lowest among us are no difference from the highest if you give them a chance and approach them with an open heart.
With due regard @dimimp I deserve promotion and the due additional steem, I was thinking maybe there is now a conspiracy, we started well we shouldn't end it badly, to clear this and to avoid any kind of fighting please sir do the due.
thanks sir @dimimp
You are are welcome dear sir @dimimp. Thank you so much for commending my work.
Hi steemit angel @dimimp
GREETING TO YOU!!!.....
I AM VERY THANKFULL TO YOU FOR PREVIOUS CONTEST.
NOW I MADE DESIGNS FOR THE STEEM HIGH CONTEST.
I MADE CHANGES IN MY PREVIOUS ENTRY FOR THE LOGO PAINT CONTEST.
I MADE A DESIGN FOR THE CONTEST WHICH I NAMED "STEEM IS ON THE RISING SUN".
I WILL ADD MORE DESIGNS SOON FOR THIS CONTEST.
@DIMIMP I ALSO WANT SOME STEEM AND WORK WITH YOU IN THE STEEM FORCE. @DIMIMP I SEE YOU COMPLETE PEOPLE WISHES SO I REQUEST YOU PLEASE CHECK MY WORK AND FULFILL MY WISH.
yes, you do t he sun concept as good as anyone!
steem high
Entry
thanks!
Hello boss @dimimp here is my entry for steem high ....
My greatest comic hero is Superman. I chose him for the "Steem High" contest simply because he represents the VERY BEST of the Human Race -- though he's a Super Human, figuratively speaking, that is. Coming to think of it, a Super Human -- in this case, Superman -- is any man, ordinary as he may seem, who has done extraordinary SELFLESS deeds for Humanity. For that reason I CHOSE the symbol of Superman for this contest. For that reason also, I recognize you, Sir @dimimp as a Superman -- for all the SELFLESS good deeds you've been doing to every Steemjetter that crosses your path.
Keep up the good work, Sir!
I'm new to Steemit, and this is my very first post. Hope you like it. Have fun!
NOTE: I did some varieties of the Superman version of "Steem High" as I wanted to chose the best. Now the problem is: I don't know which is the best. So, I'm submitting all the varieties for you to chose the one you like best. Knock yourself out, Sir @dimimp...
wow, incredible!
MY "BLIND DATE" MEME CONTEST ENTRY
How do you manage to go through the thousands of posts that over-congest your Steemit page, Sir @dimimp? Even with my core i 5 laptop, I still find it near-impossible to make this next post -- and that's 3 days counting already!
To say your page is the busiest and the most congested page on the planet is not an exerggerate at all. And that's a complement, by the way!
Anyway, thanks a lot for spotlighting my Superman Steem High concept. I verily appreciate your honest gesture, and upvote. The upvote alone hyped up my reputation to an enviable position. You made my day, Sir @dimimp, to say the least. For that, I'm indebted to you...
Now, this is my follow-up Meme Contest "BLIND DATE" which I've been trying to post for the past 3 days!
Hope it meets up to your sense of humor, Sir @dimimp. Again, knock yourself out! (Bu-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha...!!!)
Hello Dimimp, I have been following you for a while and I must say you are one of the kindest and most generous people I've ever come across.
My name is Gift Adeola, I am from Nigeria.
I am in dire need of your kind help.
I am a widow with two beautiful sons
Laide who is three years old.

And Laoye who is just 7 months old
Life has been tough since my husband died in March from an illness we weren't able to afford treatment for.
My sons and I have been living from hand to mouth since then.
My eldest son is starting school Next month and I don't have the funds to pay his school fees and buy his school uniforms and books.
And to make things worse, the rent of our apartment has expired and we've been given until the weekend to pay or move out.
Our rent is N250,000 which is 625 Steem and my sons school fees is N50,000 which is 125 Steem which is a total of 750 steem.
I will sincerely appreciate if you come to our rescue as you are our last hope.
I will also ask to be employed in your space force as my job as a help only pays me N25,000 which is 62.5 Steem monthly which is not enough to feed my children and take care of their needs and I have had to sell most of my valuables so that we can survive this far.
Thank you as I anticipate your kind response.