My Milk Post

^{by @NoNamesLeftToUse}

Got milk?

That is a question some people ask other people. In the end, milk is what everyone wants, all day.

Some people put milk in their coffee. I prefer cream but I'm not allowed to talk about that because I won't get paid.

Some people put milk in their cereal. I'm one of those people and now that I've made that clear, I'll be able to afford more cereal, since I said milk again and that's how I get paid.

Did you know milk comes from cows?

Me too.

Anything with tits has milk but not all milk tastes good.

In conclusion:

^{Milk has calcium.}

And that's why milk is good for you.

I hope you enjoyed my milk post and since that is what's so goddamn important these days, I'll be back in two hours with another post about milk. So make sure you have a nice warm glass of milk ready in two hours and I'll see you then my fellow milk lovers.

Bye