Funny but Fact

1. Guys That Don't Have Money To Buy Home Theatre Will Keep Saying "I Don't Like Noise"

POVERTY u are a bastard

1. I vomited two times today in the presence of my mum and she has been looking at me somehow. Should I remind her that l am a man and not pregnant???

1. The other day I saw two blind people
   fighting, I shouted "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"
   they both ran away.

1. The Best Place To Chill And Flex
   Is In Your Dreams,
   If You Have No Money To Pay,
   Just Wake Up Nobody Will Catch You.

1. If Adam and Eve were Igbo people, human beings would have still been living in the garden of eden, because they would have sold the forbidden fruit to Lucifer instead of eating it.

1. "Look into my eyes and tell me you love me"
   Na so some people take catch Apolo

2. Wife: honey, I see you always carry my photo with you whenever you go to work, why?
   Husband: its because you motivate me
   Wife: Wow...I didnt know I had that good effect on you
   Husband: you know what, whenever I face a difficult situation at work I just take out your photo and say to myself, there is no problem bigger than this one.

1. My sister,if he tells u he loves u from the bottom of his heart..ask him who is at the top..I hate nonsense lies