Ooh! This sounds right up my cul-de-sac, it speaks loudly to my grandiose, pompous sense of self hatstand.

Gonna head over to check this out when I return from shopping, my good lady is placing the leash around my neck even as these nonsensical ramblings tumble on to the page...Screen...Page... You know I'm really not sure what's happening anymore.

Fabulous idea 🐔