I steem my penis with a vacuum cleaner to prove myself!

PETER: John can you see the hole in the wall?

JOHN: Yes what about it?

PETER: If you are a man I challenge you to put your penis through the hole in the wall

JOHN: Are you crazy? What are you going to prove with that?

PETER: That you have a small penis!

JOHN: Ok but if I prove I have a big penis will you put then your penis through the hole as well?

PETER: Ok deal!

JOHN SLOWLY AND WITH CONFIDENCE PUT HIS EXTRAORDINARY PENIS THROUGH THE HOLE

PETER: Flipping hell! That's an extraordinary penis! Can I touch it please?

JOHN: No way! Did you see a green flag on the tip of my extraordinary?

JOHN RAPIDLY PULL BACK HIS PENIS OUT OF THE HOLE

JOHN: Now your turn!

PETER SLOWLY AND WITH LOW-SELF CONFIDENCE PUT HIS LITTLE PENIS THROUGH THE HOLE

PETER: Can you see my penis?

JOHN: No yet!

PETER GOES TO ONE OF THE DRAWERS IN THE ROOM AND PICK UP A PLAYBOY MAGAZINE.....2 MINUTES PASSED BY

PETER: Can you see my penis now?

JOHN: No

PETER: OK, wait please!

JOHN STARTED HEARING A VACUUM CLEANER ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM

JOHN: Peter are you ok?

PETER: Oh yesssssss!.....ok now I try again!

JOHN WONDERING WHAT PETER WAS DOING PEEKED THROUGH THE HOLE. UNFORTUNATELY IT WAS AT THE SAME TIME PETER WAS PUTTING HIS PENIS THROUGH THE HOLE.

JOHN: Ouch!

PETER: Can you see my penis now?

JOHN: Yes, you hit me with it bastard!