Goblin Art Commission, Artist Wanted! (CLOSED)

CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED PENDING A SMALL CHANGE

Can you draw a Goblin better than mine? I should hope so if you call yourself an artist. If you want to earn some STEEM and can do substantially better than this pitiful effort then read on.

Some of you met my work colleague and friend @goblinknackers at SteemCamp 2 last weekend. I mentioned to him the announcement of SteemFest 4 a couple of days ago and he surprised me by stating that he was ‘well up for it’.

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It doesn't stop there and he claims he will write an intro post soon and also some other articles on topics he's interested in such as Health Foods, Whisky, and Trading.

Whilst I feel he will attend SteemFest 4 (especially if I do), the other claims to writing posts are washing over me somewhat. I know of his procrastinating ways only too well.

I initially was turned off by Steemfest 4 being on the other side of the world but after some thought will very likely attend, this time without @bingbabe.

The cover photo is NOT my work, but this is. Truly fantastic isn't it?

My suggestion to @goblinknackers was that he needs a brand to go with his name which is even more ridiculous than mine, and by spending some STEEM to acquire one may push his fingers to move around a keyboard and create something.

He could do a post asking for similar but as he has virtually no followers we both felt it would be better if I asked the community on his behalf.

'@goblinknackers is willing to pay 30 STEEM for a caricature style goblin character to be used as an avatar in a similar fashion as I use the maniac one.'

I will tag this post as a #steemgigs one as that is the old way of asking for services with payment in STEEM.

'The Goblin needs to be green, red-eyed, squat, evil, ugly with a pot belly, a little hairy and will be wearing yellow speedos while revealing oversized testicles that said speedos are struggling to contain.'

Speaking of balls, knackers or nuts, I have been duly ordered by @bingbabe to keep away from one of the other attractions of Bangkok. I won’t divulge what this is but it takes little thought process to figure it out.

Let’s just say that while @goblinknackers may or may not have his work accepted and completed for 30 STEEM, I may just lose my real knackers if I don’t keep away from this other Thai ‘attraction’.

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I am putting this out to the community as a work-related task. I can think of a couple of great artists who may want to do it. @katharsisdrill and @donnadavisart spring to mind immediately but that doesn't mean this is not open to anyone else.

If you do want to take this commission, please comment below. @goblinknackers is raring to go but not without his avatar.

If and when whoever completes the work, they will be credited on every @goblinknackers post henceforth within the footer section underneath the hopefully forthcoming avatar.

30 STEEM will be deposited into the account of whoever agrees to take this job on completion.