Bank Robbery experience / laugh/joke experiece

All right as a new guy on steemit, permit me to share my experience on how I got to laugh this evening and I hope you help Upvote me as you laugh too...

Today I needed to know if people will obey my command.
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So I walked into a banking hall with my right hand in my bag then shouted, " On your kneels everyone!"
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Omo, before I could blink, everybody Don obey, some people even laid face down.
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After a while I brought out my Bible and said, "let us pray."
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In fact how I escaped was a miracle.

Am sure you have relieved your self of some stress by laughing.... Lols... Well a friend shared it with me so am sure you share it with others...

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