God Has no Followers (and Other Fun Facts I Discovered About Steemit This Week)
1. God has no followers
2. Authenticity and being true to yourself is key
What you see is what you get. This person told us what they do ("I only say meep"), and they're doing it.
Consistency is key on Steemit.
3. Most non-English speakers have no idea what a minnow is
... and have never bothered to google it either ;)
Photo by Toa Heftiba on Unsplash
4. Many Steemit-Minnows actually feel more like Plancton...
I don't need to give you an image of that. If you're still at plancton stage, you know what it feels like...
May you be a prosperous whale soon!
Enjoy your Sunday!
PS: @jesus doesn't have any followers either...
That was super funny! I was @god's first follower. How's that believers! I don't believe in god. I consider the universe to be godly and so I don't need to believe, I know the universe exist.
I know the controversy surrounding Osho.
Ha, I was thinking to be god's first follower when I found him, but then I thought, nah, I'll leave that opportunity for someone else :) Also, I found it a bit concerning that he doesn't follow anyone either... Makes you think, no? ;)
Great quote by Osho!
Thanks for your mega upvote @teamsteem! I think you just helped me to my first >$100 post!
Aaah, god works in mysterious ways... ;)
Haha!
Like your reply, going to look up Osho for more of his sayings.
Buen domingo desde Venezuela, buen post. :D
Gracias! Buen domingo para ti tambien :)
@connecteconomy I think God follows Chuck Norris, but Chuck told God to keep it on the down-low.
And maybe this will help the whole minnow/whale thing.
OMG that's mean and funny at the same time. But I guess it perfectly explains the difference, LOL!!
Funny was what I was going for. ;-)
Enjoyed the article to a nice afternoon laughter! Meep! that is damn original.
Reminds me about that book with title "Everything Men Know About Women" which was essentially a blank notebook from cover to cover, and is now in 25th edition!
Upvoted.
Ha! Seriously? That's funny!
haha... funny seeing God has no following, but maybe God is not looking for followers and is expecting us to follow him. One of the messages of Art of Living is "When your focus is on the world, you will not see God. And when God is visible, the world becomes invisible. You can only see one of the two." Upvoted your article!
Mmh, deep... Thank you!
This is so funny...Following you! Upvoted.
Excellent article Anja, you do bring a smile to my day with your creative and original posts! Also the guidance you bring for us tadpoles!! Thank you!
Tadpoles, LOL :)
Ha! Next new post- 'how to embrace your inner Plancton'.... or.... 'Know your Fathead from your Bluntnose and how to manage expectations of being in abundance and essentially live bait' ....or finally... 'Struggling with feelings of not standing out in the crowd? Then follow these few easy steps towards assimilating Muddler, a popular and versatile choice.'
Lol, you've got your headlines down! These could all be hugely successful posts for people who want to go "From Plancton to Tadpole in 3 easy steps" 😆
hahaha! Awesome post Anja! :)
That was somehow funny, I must the part of God has no follower on steemit got me amused