Dying is Easy, Steeming is Hard

New to Stemmit? Writing tons of content, only to make no money in return? Congratulations, you are like many people on here. The following is a recommended guide on how to generate the most amount of money from your posts. Trust me, I would know. I joined Steemit yesterday night, wrote 4 posts, and made a total of $0.81. How well did you do? Anyway, the following are some recommended tips.

Show lots of tits and ass: Nudity sells. The porn industry makes a ton of money, and some of the most well-known painters started their careers painting naked woman. Go to an art museum and you will see tons of tits. Sex sells, so use it.

Post content: If you don't post content then your content won't bring you any money. Sound obvious? Well, it is.

Mention Donald Trump: Donald Trump sells. Use him.

Be Funny: Like this post.

Act Confident: Women like men who are confident. People like posts who are confident. Women who like confident men like confident posts and the men who write them.

Despair: Some people are meant to fail, maybe you're one of them.

Be Active, Comment, and Like Other People's Posts: It isn't necessary to comment and like everyone's post, but I do strongly recommend liking and commenting on all posts written by daniel030, especially if they've been written in less than 12 hours.

Good Luck! I hope you make enough money to move out of your mother's basement.