I browsed the New. What the F$#K I found, I do not know.

1. I Need Some of This Breakfast (Link)

That is a marijuana pipe made out of bacon. Unless you like your lungs greased, I'd probably just eat it. Unwrap it, toss that wet weed, eat your medicated bacon and get high on the tears of vegans.

2. Potato Chip Back Resealer (Link)

Look, if your chips get soggy when you leave the bag open, just toss 'em back in the deep fryer. Refried chips, a whole new experience and crunch. Though you may need to buy this thing anyway to reseal your broken teeth.

3. A Little Body (Link)

Do I like this? Well, since you asked, I never really considered whether I liked the fact that a man has a human body. But since the holy deity in the picture says it's A-OK, I'm inclined to agree.

3. Good Morning (Link)

Now THAT is a good post indeed.

4. If Nothing Ever Changed, There'd Be No Butterflies (Link)

I'm not sure if humans experience metamorphosis, but perhaps I need to be more patient waiting here in my cocoon.

5. I Always Love Steemit (Link)

Amazing post. If only I might be blessed by the Steemit Gods one day too.

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