Maybe I should just grow a pair of tits?

in #steemit • 8 years ago

If you want to be a success on STEEMIT:


1. Start puckering up to kiss a LOT of Whale butt

OR

2. Grow a pair of tits and don't be shy about showing them. Then you can talk about any old shit whether it makes sense or not and you'll get a $1000+ a pop.


Rant over ....

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8 years ago in #steemit by
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     8 years ago (edited)

    Kinda sounds like the whole world outside of steemit as well. The good news you can actually have breasts put on now. I wonder if roi would work out

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     8 years ago 

    Thanks for the resteem!

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     8 years ago (edited)

    Yeah. My sisters both started the other day and already have more engagement then me. :(

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     8 years ago 

    Can we get an equal rights for dudes thing going?

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     8 years ago (edited)

    I should get my tits out ! lol I would rather build steem buy offering better content than that and if that is what people want to put their votes into then they must be really lonely/desperate in need a good strip club in their area cuz it doesn't cost that must to have boobs rubbed in your face at a strip club lol (at least not for me but strippers like me lol)

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     8 years ago 

    Go on...

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     8 years ago (edited)

    lol it usually only takes a few bucks and being nice to them lol Except this one time...I didn't give her any money at all, I just asked for her autograph and she motor-boated me and gave me a poster. Oh the good old days, it has been a few years since I was in a strip club.

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     8 years ago (edited)

    lol, i always think this my friend but you are brave enough to post it on,watch out for a downvote.lol.

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     8 years ago 

    Very sad but true. It is really sad when that is all they think they have that is worth while. For your effort and courage you have earned this old guys upvote.. and followed plus a resteemed..........billytwohearts

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     8 years ago 

    I have to agree this is becoming like this already and its not even out of beta yet, I think there are only around 200k users, imagine when there are a million!

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       8 years ago 

      Lets see So around 500k people with breasts at 2 per person...around a million breasts?

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       8 years ago 

      Jajajajajaja surely

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         8 years ago 

        No man, it's all about your identitty!

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           8 years ago 

          Damn, someone finally put it into a post smh. It sucks but thats how this site works, oh well, I guess that is life in a way.

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             8 years ago 

            That's funny. I know there are gay dolphins...I wonder if their any gay 🐋 whales I can appeal to....😉

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