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Thanks, of course it wasn't designed as a competition entry post: more of a reference post, so I cheekily re-purposed it.

It's actually quite handy as I had planned to post this on Saturday, but now with this out of the way it means I'll be free to spit bile about the Royal Wedding - not against the people Harry and Meghan, just the institution they're part of!

And who doesn't like a win-win.