HA! Oh look at you, you had to go there with the phone LOL!!!! You know the Old Man has massive guilt over spending cash for a new phone, Even if I can try to explain it as an investment! You know how that guilt deal works, I will have to be extra thrifty now to pay for my mistake. No AC all summer!!! LOL.
I have to admit now I have learned a lesson to buy waterproof whenever possible. I mean God forbid if I ever drop it in a toilet, the new phone will be just fine. Just saying.

I hope your Memorial Day is going to be wonderful. Mine started off well so no complaints! You are not only one in a million, but alsothe best in my book :)