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Why do you give a fuck? What I eat you don't shit. Furthermore so what if I called you a total dickhead, does that automatically mean its true or that I'd hope to offend your highness the memeslayer, or that I thought it funne to remark on that, thinking you could take a fuck.

If you called me a dickhead you should appologise!

Only if you answer my question.

Because giving a fuck is a noble agenda and it makes me superior, so now you must apologize

Only if I called you a total dickhead and meant it and then didn't mean it or came to regret it, it's a Nobler Agenda called integrity.