LOL this is actually more fair. No one is exempt.
You're essentially a tourist attraction. It is what it is.

When @ned is showing around some wealthy Japanese.. He'll be like:

"So... this is the dungeon. Filled with some of the issues we care not to fix. That over there? Oh, that's.. ah... berniesande.... shit he's looking our way! Quick go! go! It appears he's woken from his power up".