"Game of Throngs: Disinter Shortcoming!" Comedy Open Mic Round #37steemCreated with Sketch.

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Check Fallen Angels' Yield Spread...

(Parody Experiment, inspired by a song and this)

Upvote, Curate...
Does Steem Power compensate Yield Rate?
All Whales know
Best Bots with profit flow,
When to Sell or Hold.
'Cause I've been told
Bot-Curation lets them win ten-fold.
So when I try to Earn my bread,
While STEEM is not yet dead,
I'm careful where I tread —
Stake "Fallen Angels" instead...

And let Sky fall - I'll show my rejection
of any hasty action
in this Game of Throng.
Curation Toll —
However it may slake me,
I know it won't make me
to sell my heart and soul.
Luck won't flake me...
till "Fallen Angels" embed.

Week after week
STEEM rewards keep flow in steady streak.
I book a bot
to increase return on each Upvote.
As my wallet grows,
My ROI getting close —
My Love isn't dead
for "Fallen Angels" Yield Spread.

Rewards though small from Manual Curation —
I learn Content Creation,
such skill will last lifelong.
Space-time wormhole
however it may shake me,
I know will never make me
become forsaken thrall.
My fate will take me
to "Fallen Angels' Homestead".

Fallen Angel statue in Madrid
(source)

"Steem is an Experiment designed to address challenges in the Cryptocurrency and Social Media industries by combining the best aspects of both..." (Whitepaper)

What is a Junk Bond?
What is a High Yield Bond?
What are Fallen Angel Bonds?
Junk Bonds: Not Worth the Risk


Fallen Angel fountain  in Madrid
(source)

Fountain of the Fallen Angel
(source)

I Nominate for COM Contest these 2 persons:
@simplymike
@waybeyondpadthai

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Thats actually quite funny. :D
You should check out @comedyopenmic and give it a shot. We have a lot of fun there and the rewards are nice.

Ok, I'll check it out :)
although not sure I can sing it myself well enough.
(as I can understand that's what "mic" part implies)
but Fun is certainly something everyone likes and enjoys. :D

No its just comedy. What ever you want it to be. No singing involved. ☺
You can enter this one. Just add a tag comedy openmic and add in title comedy openmic week 37

alright, if you say so - done! :)
although not sure that I can follow all those Rules mentioned - just too many of them (and perhaps I do not get clear understanding of them all)

Not many rules. You just nominate 2 people you know but they will let it slip if you are new. You just add their names at the end of the post.

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Nice entry @vimukti-ananda, but you also remember to nominate 2 other people to join in.

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alright, done! :)
although am still not sure whatever that means or how it works.
had some brief chat with @belemo (in Discord) who explained to me a bit.
since you were not there at that moment. anyway... I suppose this part is accomplished too...

Lol yup. Your entry has been added. You can make more entries. Also note that @amirtheawesome1 accepts nudes as bribes, I have a feeling he's judging this entry