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11 Totally Absurd Baby Products

 High heels cause all number of health problems affecting the spine, legs, and feet, but hey, they sure look cute, right? We may as well start to train infant girls to get ready to rock these painful and pointless fashion accessories because everyone knows style is far more important than comfort and health.

Yes, these baby heels are completely soft and won't do any damage to the little ones wearing them, but let's be real—that the type of mother who finds these "heelarious" (the actual name of the product) will be buying their girls real heels as early as possible. (Source | Photo


 

2Baby-Kini

 

1Baby High Heels

High heels cause all number of health problems affecting the spine, legs, and feet, but hey, they sure look cute, right? We may as well start to train infant girls to get ready to rock these painful and pointless fashion accessories because everyone knows style is far more important than comfort and health.

Yes, these baby heels are completely soft and won't do any damage to the little ones wearing them, but let's be real—that the type of mother who finds these "heelarious" (the actual name of the product) will be buying their girls real heels as early as possible. (Source | Photo)

2Baby-Kini

Some people debate whether or not a string bikini is appropriate for a pre-teen, let alone an infant. Regardless of where you stand on the issue, the Baby-Kini is disturbing in an entirely different way—most of their styles are designed to be worn without a diaper.

Their smallest size aims to fit babies aged from birth-6 months, which means a lot of pee and poo that isn't going in a diaper, will go right into the swim suit. If someone brings a baby into a pool in one of these, they are exposing everyone the kid's potty habits, and no matter where you stand on the child sexualization argument, everyone can agree that's not ok. (Source 1 | Source 2 | Photo

 

3Lullaby Renditions of Metallica

 Have you ever listened to "Enter Sandman" and thought, this is the perfect song to help soothe a baby to sleep? If so, you'll want Rockabye Baby! Lullaby Renditions of Metallica. It is which is exactly what it sounds like—baby friendly versions of Metallica tunes designed to help infants sleep through the night while turning them into heavy metal warriors. (Buy it Here

 

4 Zaky Bonding Hand Pillow

 Don't have the time to touch your baby, but want your child to think you're always there? Then you'll want a Zaky Bonding Hand Pillow, which allows you to put weighted hand-shaped pillows under or on top of your child to create the illusion of closeness without actually having to maintain physical contact beyond feeding and changing times. (Buy it Here | Photo

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