Slang (Steemitbloggers Contest and Comedy Open Mic Round # 29)

in #steemitbloggers6 years ago (edited)

#oneliners

The words "boyfriend" and "girlfriend" have recently fallen out of favor, being replaced by the gender-neutral "partner." Its a fine word, but I wish someone had told me ahead of time, because I was talking to this kid for like 10 minutes thinking "how the hell does he own a business?"

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