steemitpoetrycontest#14 "absurd words"

first of all I need to find things rhyming with words ,
the first comes to mind was obviously birds,
then the next that sprung to mind was turd ,
but not bird turd because that would be absurd.

unfortunately as I'm not a nerd ,
I am gonna struggle to find more that I've heard.
this is getting more difficult as I am unlearned,
wisdom is something I have always yearned.

I think that I'm gonna get burned,
if you saw my face , you would realise I have gurned.
I don't expect to win this,
but I might come third.