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I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say I'm a good 10kg under the 'right' weight for my height ;)

Edit: Hang on, that doesn't sound too complimentary! :D

73 would be my goal weight I think. Unfortunately they keep moving the goalposts behind a block of chocolate, a cake and a bag of chips....

So we just need to juggle 10 kg between us and we are set. Can I have the muscle though and not the chocolate?

It is all chocolate

I've seen you half naked and don't believe ya :P

If you had played your cards right...

Heard that one before!