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Oh, be careful with talk like that. Never guarantee a ROI; somebody might take you seriously and thence to court.

And I don't mean that entirely seriously but I don't mean it entirely un-seriously either.

(I'm pretty sure that I could come up with interesting statistics that no one but me would care about, even if I included really nice graphs. I have a gift for irrelevance.)

Haha... a gift for irrelevance sounds nice! :D

Well, would be curious to see what kind of stats are in your mind.

True. This is why I'm now considering selling some of my Bitshares to purchase a 1 month subscription.